FREE
SHOWS FOR CARAVANERS
In
the case of shows where there is a cover at the door, SHAKE YOUR PEACE!
will try their damndest to get Caravan riders into shows for free. If a
venue gives us a guest-list (get-in-free-list), The Caravan will be the
names that are on it. In rare cases, we'll
smuggle you in or say you're our roadie or something.
VEHICLE
You can feel free to bring any Human Powered Vehicle along for the
ride: bicycles, recumbents, rollerblades, unicycles, etc. We do ride
off-road from time to time so keep that in mind. If you have a medical
condition or disability that keeps you from riding exclusively human-powered, feel
free to bring electric/ battery-powered hybrids.
PACE
The pace will generally be a "fonzie cruise," that is, laid
back and cool, like the Fonz. If you're
concerned about keeping-up, don't worry, we go slooow. In fact, if you
like going really fast, you might actually be kind of frustrated. We're
like 'stop and smell the everything.'
FOOD
Food is "every-person-for-themselves," in other words -
everyone's responsible for their own food. Protocol is to have each
other's backs if someone scores a huge cache of free food or gets
invited by a millionaire French chef to come over for their giant BBQ
party. Our strategies for keeping food costs down include
dumpster-diving food where possible, or using the old canister
technique. This is basically bringing in an empty plastic container to a
Mexican food shop and asking how much it'd be to fill it with beans and
rice. If they quote you something high like "$6," which they
usually don't, you can be like: "it's just beans and rice, nothing
more nothing less," then they'll usually bring it down. This is a
great way to get a lot of good food for cheap. Other tips: You burn a lot of calories touring, so plan a calorie heavy menu for
yourself. Remember that water is weight so bring dehydrated food where
you can. Keep in
mind that you can't refrigerate stuff on a bike (at least we haven't
figured out how), and that cooking, extraneous cutlery, and
fuel can be an un-necessary weight burden (eat raw when possible, and
rock the spork!).
SHELTER
Shelter
is also "every-person-for-themselves," in other words -
everyone's responsible for their own shelter needs. Protocol, once
again, is to have each other's back where we can. If someone in The
Caravan can't hook you up
with accommodations: Plan A: Try to make
friends at the gigs and get invited to sleep in someone's yard or living
room (works surprisingly well) Plan B: implement urban and bush camping
skills. Church lawns, schools, etc. are good places to set-up for a
night. TARP CAMPING: with two 10 ft. tarps, a couple bungee cords,
enough lightweight tent stakes to pin it to the ground, and your bike
handlebars as the tent's apex, you can set-up a solid 1 to 2 person
3-season shelter.
TRADE
We
encourage you to have some sort of mobile trade you can ply at the
different shows or cities we ride into. Not only is it a good way to
support yourself on tour, but most importantly it adds a new dimension
to how people can interact with The Caravan, and adds coolness to the
whole collective bike-tour idea in general. Also, it's a good way to introduce yourself to the
community you've ridden into. You could knit, make pedal-powered
smoothies with a Byerley
Bicycle Blender, distribute a zine you've
made, put on a dance show, yoga workshop, create jewelry, food, take photos or write for a press-outlet back
home, street perform, tell stories or jokes, etc. Pluto's the limit.
CLOTHES
If
you can invest in full raingear, do it: when the only pants you got are
the ones you're wearing, you don't want them to get wet. Same goes for
your sleeping gear, food, etc. for that matter.
PANNIERS/
HAULING
Whether you got old salvaged 5-gallon buckets tied with rope to your back rack or
$500 gore-tex saddlebags in a $600 trailer, your panniers are like your hairdo: however it
looks or how much money went into it, what matters is that it covers the
stuff you need to live. SHAKE YOUR PEACE! uses normal cruiser and
mountain bikes outfitted
with Xtracycle
FreeRadicals. The Xtracycle is the lightest and most efficient
bike-hauling system invented. At $400 for a full conversion, it can feel
pricey, but considering that an
Xtracycle is THEE facilitator of ditching a car-lifestyle and liberating
yourself, and that it takes the average American
$7232 a year to run their car, you're making off like a 2-wheeled bandit. Goodbye car.
SAFETY
To protect oneself from the terrorist "axles of evil," some
folks wear reflective vests, lights, and stick hunter orange and
reflective tape on every visible surface. A full length mirror, duct
taped to your back will definitely get you noticed by the death monster
parade out on the highway. We like to use front and back lights, especially since the front light is so handy as a flashlight
when night falls. Down
Low Glow from Rock The Bike is easily the coolest bike light we've
ever seen and we use it both in the city and on tour. Helmets are nice because they protect not only your
salad but also your salad bowl.
MANTRAS
WE'VE FOUND HELPFUL WHILE PACKING
-
Kill it (Keep It Less and Lighter)
- Masanobu Fukuoka, the Japanese master farmer, perfected the "Do
Nothing Method" of farming - sustainably creating yields twice as
great as his conventionally farming neighbors. His mantra is always:
"What else can I not do and let Nature do instead?"
- There are backpackers in Utah who chop off the handle of their
toothbrushes to eliminate weight. Weight conservation is key to bike
touring happiness.
- Ask yourself: "what's another way to accomplish this without
bringing this?" with each object. If it's a laptop for example,
consider using free internet at public libraries and email yourself
files. If it's a whole tube of toothpaste, consider squeezing only the
amount you need into a camera film canister etc. It sounds crazy, but you'll
french-kiss yourself later.
-Try to make everything you bring count twice. Your
bike headlight doubles as a flashlight, bright reflecty tarp for camping
doubles as rain cover for gear while riding and doubles as bright
surface for visibility during shitty weather etc.